The Alphabet of Golf
We are going to take a jovial view of the wonderful and frustrating game of golf by looking at the alphabet of golf starting with letters A to M:
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A |
Air-Shot (often forgotten by cheats or called as a Mulligan) |
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B |
Bunkers (just play areas for big kids really) |
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C |
Clubs (Cheap to make but expensive to buy) |
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D |
Divots (not replaced by inconsiderate golfers) |
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E |
Etiquette (the very basis and morals of the game of golf) |
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F |
Fore (the term used most often by poor golfers) |
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G |
Gimme (the favourite word of all bad putters) |
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H |
Hole-out (many players don’t do this on society days) |
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I |
Injury (caused because golfers think a warm up is a couple of practice swings) |
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J |
Jumper (not usually needed here in Spain for most of the year) |
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K |
Know it all (the society member who complains but does nothing to help) |
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L |
Leather Wedge (often used by cheating bad golfers in the rough) |
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M |
Medal Competitions (forgotten in Spain unless you want a 6 hour round) |
We will continue next week with letters N-Z.
