{"id":928,"date":"2020-12-18T14:29:14","date_gmt":"2020-12-18T12:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.costa-blanca-greenfees.com\/golf-blog\/?p=928"},"modified":"2020-12-18T14:29:14","modified_gmt":"2020-12-18T12:29:14","slug":"christmas-presents-for-famous-golfers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.costa-blanca-greenfees.com\/golf-blog\/christmas-presents-for-famous-golfers\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Presents for Famous Golfers"},"content":{"rendered":"

We have all lived through a torrid year the like of which has not been seen for 100 years due to the Covid-19 virus and the uncertainty of Brexit so I thought it may be the time for some tongue in cheek humour.<\/p>\n

With Christmas Day quickly looming I have given some consideration to what would be the ideal Christmas present for some of the worlds best players and came up with the following:<\/p>\n

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  1. Lee Westwood \u2013 A Major.<\/li>\n
  2. Rory McIlroy \u2013 His old confidence and putting stroke.<\/li>\n
  3. Patrick Reed \u2013 A copy of the rules of golf.<\/li>\n
  4. Tyrell Hatton \u2013 Some patience and calm.<\/li>\n
  5. Bryson Dechambeau \u2013 a side strain and character transplant.<\/li>\n
  6. Tiger Woods \u2013 Better Health.<\/li>\n
  7. Peter Alliss \u2013 A posthumous knighthood.<\/li>\n
  8. Sergio Garcia \u2013 Anger management course.<\/li>\n
  9. Bernhard Langer \u2013 A win on the regular tour.<\/li>\n
  10. Jon Rahm \u2013 First Major Win.<\/li>\n
  11. Tommy Fleetwood \u2013 a new barber or hairdresser.<\/li>\n
  12. Dustin Johnson \u2013 A reduced major winning appetite.<\/li>\n
  13. Matthew Wolf \u2013 A snake wrestling contract.<\/li>\n
  14. Justin Rose \u2013 A few extra yards with the driver.<\/li>\n
  15. Luke Donald \u2013 A lot more yards with a driver.<\/li>\n
  16. Matt Kuchar \u2013 Membership of the Caddies Union.<\/li>\n
  17. Henrik Stenson – A new 3 wood.<\/li>\n
  18. Jordan Speith \u2013 A place in the world top 50.<\/li>\n
  19. Phil Mikkelsen \u2013 A Seniors pension.<\/li>\n
  20. European Team \u2013 The Ryder Cup<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Don\u2019t take any of the above too seriously it is all just a bit of fun and perhaps you have a few Christmas present ideas for the world\u2019s greats yourself.<\/p>\n

    Thanks to all our regular readers and have the best Christmas possible given the circumstances and all the best for a much improved 2021.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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