The Alphabet of Golf
We are going to take a jovial view of the wonderful and frustrating game of golf by looking at the alphabet of golf starting with letters A to M:
A | Air-Shot (often forgotten by cheats or called as a Mulligan) |
B | Bunkers (just play areas for big kids really) |
C | Clubs (Cheap to make but expensive to buy) |
D | Divots (not replaced by inconsiderate golfers) |
E | Etiquette (the very basis and morals of the game of golf) |
F | Fore (the term used most often by poor golfers) |
G | Gimme (the favourite word of all bad putters) |
H | Hole-out (many players don’t do this on society days) |
I | Injury (caused because golfers think a warm up is a couple of practice swings) |
J | Jumper (not usually needed here in Spain for most of the year) |
K | Know it all (the society member who complains but does nothing to help) |
L | Leather Wedge (often used by cheating bad golfers in the rough) |
M | Medal Competitions (forgotten in Spain unless you want a 6 hour round) |
We will continue next week with letters N-Z.